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PostSubject: No offnese frenchies   Fri 25 Mar - 18:55

No offense frenchies I am a american and i would do the same.

A Frenchman, an American, and a Brit were all busy getting drunk in Saudi Arabia when the cops burst in. They were soon sentenced to death, but through good lawyers, the three men were able to reduce their sentence to life. As luck would have it, it was a Saudi holiday, so the judge said, "Because it's a holiday you will each recieve 20 lashes and be let go. It is customary to grant one wish before punishment. The Brit thinks and says, "Strap a pillow on my back." They do, but it only holds for 10 lashes. The Frenchman sees this, and requests two pillows on his back. These only hold for 15 lashes. The judge turns to the American and says "Because you are from such a respectable country, you get 2 wishes." The American replies, "I wish to be flogged 100 times, not 20." The judge thinks this is very honerable and asks "And your second?" The American answers "Strap the Frenchman to my back." Credits to www.odrob.com

Jk2pach no offense but this is funny as hell.
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PostSubject: Re: No offnese frenchies   Fri 25 Mar - 19:26

...Lol. You know I'm part french as well spartan? xD, great joke. A rare one that makes you actually laugh out loud.
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PostSubject: Re: No offnese frenchies   Fri 25 Mar - 19:51

Its funny although i am part french indian (stares at the french man with a indian woman)
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PostSubject: Re: No offnese frenchies   Fri 25 Mar - 19:53

How do you make the person shooting a gun? Question :gun:
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PostSubject: Re: No offnese frenchies   Fri 25 Mar - 21:53

its a common joke with exchangable nationalities depending on which country its told in Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: No offnese frenchies   Fri 25 Mar - 22:22

Looks like this has spun off topic, and again spartan. It's called the edit button. Anyway It's a shooting marine from Starcraft, it's hosted on photobucket, I can get the link for you if you want so you can post it in your signature. I do the same with my disturbed picture too.
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PostSubject: Re: No offnese frenchies   Sat 26 Mar - 0:13

we frenchies know what you all want, our girl Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: No offnese frenchies   Sat 26 Mar - 4:22

Whats the link gamefreak? btw it isnt spun out of control this topic is mainly for people to talk to each other, share stuff and comment on the joke.
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